First of all, let me start by saying that I was just sneezed on by a middle aged man who- after looking over the ENTIRE waiting area of gate A7, the ENTIRE EMPTY WAITING AREA decides to sit directly behind me.
Then proceeds to sneeze on me.
Needless to say, this man is now lying on a bloody heap on the floor convulsing at intermediate intervals while I chow down on his egg mcmuffin sandwich and tasty hashbrown (what is IN those things, seriously?)
Well, in my mind he is.
Instead my reaction was more like this:
man:(sneeeeeeeze!)
me: ughhhhh! (disgusted look accompanied by grimaced mouth and heavy breathing sounds.)
man: (wipes hands on jeans and continues on with the sports section of the newspaper.)
me: how lovely.
I would seriously like that egg mcmuffin /hashbrown combo though.
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