Friday, December 19, 2008
Airport Fantasies in Indianapolis

First of all, let me start by saying that I was just sneezed on by a middle aged man who- after looking over the ENTIRE waiting area of gate A7, the ENTIRE EMPTY WAITING AREA decides to sit directly behind me.
Then proceeds to sneeze on me.
Needless to say, this man is now lying on a bloody heap on the floor convulsing at intermediate intervals while I chow down on his egg mcmuffin sandwich and tasty hashbrown (what is IN those things, seriously?)
Well, in my mind he is.
Instead my reaction was more like this:
man:(sneeeeeeeze!)
me: ughhhhh! (disgusted look accompanied by grimaced mouth and heavy breathing sounds.)
man: (wipes hands on jeans and continues on with the sports section of the newspaper.)
me: how lovely.
I would seriously like that egg mcmuffin /hashbrown combo though.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
rosylyn: a misfit, a muse's vacay
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this is where rosylyn will be spending some time during the upcoming holiday season. I would like to take a moment to point out 4 critical things:
1. the scale and general vast emptiness that is kelwood canada and its surrounding miles upon miles upon years upon millennia of open space between each 'pocket' of civilized life. kelwood: population: 300.
2. the utter insanity/acute delirium that it would take for a (seemingly) rational person to travel to canada let alone kelwood manitoba.
3. when i searched for kelwood canada it returned with this (ha): Google
Results 1 - 10 of about 35,200 for kelwood canada. (0.21 seconds)
Did you mean: kenwood canada
1. Kenwood
Find Kenwood Products
Shop, Compare and Save at Pronto!
Kenwood.Pronto.com
(ha ha)
4. canada.
if she didnt like a boy in canada, I would make more fun of canada... but alas, i will stop here.
she will be taking part in what is called a meat draw.
here is the gchat [referred to as 'cave'(more on this to come)] thread about a meat draw:
rosylyn: the 20th is the meat draw.
me: what the *expletive* is a meat draw
me: youve been flagrantly throwin that term around like i know what the *expletive* youre talking about
lol
rosylyn: it has a facebook page but its private
*expletive* meat draw
it's a cultural phenomenon
peace out girlscout.
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